3. Straight White Boy Problem #396


    I was working out with my ipod getting ready for the bass to drop and my headphone fell out so I missed the bass cannon. now I have to pause my workout, put my headphone back in my ear, and go back to the beginning of the song so I can resume my workout


  4. you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

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  5. never-a-clever-username:






    I’ve got a lot of free time so

    EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

    every person. 

    no, like, every person. 


    i’d like to see you try, man


    Try me.

    Its got over 117,000 notes.  Let’s see if it works!

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  6. isfuckingfun:

    Futurama 3D 

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  7. holothewolf-x:

    if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

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  8. spearmintx:

    why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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  9. sixpenceee:



    EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once? 


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    My history of game design teacher had us play through this game for ten minutes one class, and then played it on the projector.

    At first no one seemed to really get it, it just seemed like a daily life simulator with catchy music (the music carries the game beautifully, don’t play it on mute if you can help it).

    Then some of the other students began murmuring and questioning the point of the game after a few play throughs.

    Yes, there are different ways to end the day, but the game has only one true ending, which is reached after ending the day every way possible.

    Don’t judge the game by the minimalist graphics and simple gameplay mechanics. Every Day the Same Dream is a brilliantly crafted and for some a highly therapeutic experience.

    Things you do one day can and often will affect the following days, (your wife leaves you, the homeless man vanishes, you lose your job, etc.) Until you’re left with only one final option, which I won’t spoil.

    To paraphrase my professor, this game makes you look for a deeper meaning, not just in the game but also in yourself. It takes you to a place within yourself you need to be to understand yourself and how you interact with the real world.
    Play it all the way through and see for yourself.

    I think everyone needs to hear this

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  10. ifunnyws:

    Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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