1. "I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you."
    — Unknown (via highrapunzel)

    (Source: crazysexykhool, via highrapunzel)

     
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  3. sh4ne:

    robin thicke

    (Source: sabona, via slothmermaid)

     
  4. seifukucat:

    battle of the century

    (Source: strawberryfantas, via bootythug)

     
  5. trappedinsanity:

    The Ladies of Teen Titans.

    (via fuckmestupid)

     

  6. icarly-official:

    if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

    • shrimp
    • pork
    • obesity
    • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
    • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
    • cutting your hair
    • shaving
    • tattoos
    • and working on Sundays

    are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

    (via decalf)

     

  7. Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
    2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
    3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
    4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
    5. Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
    6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
    7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
    8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
    9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
    10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
    11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
    12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
    13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
    14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
    15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
    16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
    17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
    18. Dad: Fuck the government.
    19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
    20. Dad: Close the door.
    21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
    22. Dad: I love puns.
    23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
    24. Dad: Please shut up.
    25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
    26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
    27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
    28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
    29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
    30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
    31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
    32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
    33. Dad: I hate homework.
    34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
    35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
     

  8. piewinchesters:

    The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

    (Source: evgeniemalkin, via endlessniqhts)

     

  9. gothharrystyles:

    >tfw u plan on skippin class and run into ur professor

     
  10. yofryman:

    YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

    (via kushdrinker)